Full House

My first humble effort at a mystery I have always wanted to write.
To the readers: We can play a game of Clue.  Keep guessing who is the victim and murderer as the story evolves.  
Stay tuned for updates.

Colonel Bridgeman glanced over his guest list and smiled. "At the age of 70, it is inevitable to pick up some gems and trash along the way.", he thought to himself. His children, Annie and Steve wanted to throw a big party to celebrate what he personally thought as a meager achievement - living seventy years. However, it was this very age that made him complacent and give in to most of the demands of his children. He had brought down the guest list to twenty friends and acquaintances (who were invited solely out of social and political pressure). Annie hustled past the Colonel and he looked lovingly at his daughter whom he still adored sans the wrong choices she made in life. The Colonel decided to solve the morning's crossword and not get in the way of the nimble footed younger generation who were preparing for the evening.


Steve was checking the bottles in the bar while Richard, Annie's husband, was looking at the arrangement at the poker table. Steve was the prodigal son of the Bridgeman household. He dropped out of college and indulged excessively in revelry in his early years. The Colonel's obstinance on integrity and discipline accelerated Steve's wayward attitude. However, Richard's timely financial and emotional intervention helped Steve resurrect himself. Steve redefined "turning over a new leaf" and it filled his mother's heart to see him abandon his capricious lifestyle. Nobody but Richard and Steve knew what transcribed between them and the Colonel always eyed Richard with suspicion for what Mrs.Bridgeman claimed "no apparent reason". "Something about that boy is fishy.", the Colonel used to always tell his wife. "Put down your Colonel hat, Jim. After all that he has done for Steve, I don't want you talking about him that way." Mrs.Bridgeman often retorted. She embraced Richard into the family and would have sought him out as Annie's husband had he not asked for Annie's hand before that, much to the disapproval of the Colonel. Colonel Bridgeman's mistrust almost forced Annie to say no to Richard until Steve intervened to pay back his friend. The demise of Mrs.Bridgeman gave the Colonel a good reason to distance himself from Richard. As Steve's debauchery became a thing of the past, he started dating Jessie Foster, the eldest daughter of General Foster, a long time colleague of the Colonel. In Jessie, the Colonel saw the characteristics of Mrs.Bridgeman reinforced with the upbringing of a General. Annie was initially distraught over the lack of attention she received from her father and brother after Steve married Jessie. Jessie's patience and sagaciousness broke these ill-minded feelings and fostered a close knit relationship between them. As the years passed, the Colonel learnt to harbor his wariness towards Richard and the family attention moved on to grooming the next generation. Steve smacked Richard as he swapped places on the poker table to sit beside his father. "So you managed to get the 60 year old Scotch for the old man?", asked Richard amused. "Of course, anything for dad!" retorted Steve. "Rick, Do you think we would make it to seventy?". "With a lifestyle like yours, I am sure you would mate. I personally believe that life is a long process of getting tired." "Samuel Butler? Anyways, we will get through Rick. Stop thinking about the mess and enjoy the day. I have got it all under control."


The Colonel stepped into his suede shoes that Jessie had gifted him in the morning. He gruffed at the grandeur of the night, but decided to play along for the happiness of his family, just as he heard the high pitched greeting of Judy Johnson. Bridgeman groaned to himself and painted a plastic smile as he went out to greet Judy. Judy was Mrs. Bridgeman's friend and the Colonel always saw her as the Thames of Complaints. After Mrs.Bridgeman's death, Judy assumed by default that the Colonel would lend an empathetic ear to her imaginary miseries. Despite the Colonel's nonchalance, Judy often rambled on and on about the lethargic gardener, the unloving kids and the insensate doctors at the new hospital. Initially the Colonel attempted to steer the conversation to more pertinent issues, but quickly gave up when he could not command his miltary authority in a social situation with Mrs.Johnson. Judy was finishing her story, "And our mailman, Mr.Parker, will be taking his first vacation overseas tomorrow. Where did he say he was going Richard?" . "Oh there is the birthday boy!", chuckled Judy as the Colonel winced and remarked, "At my age, I would definitely not qualify as a boy Judy." "Oh Colonel, only cheese and wine are valued based on their age. Not us.", remarked Judy. The Colonel was relieved to see more guests come in and excused himself politely from Judy. Mr. Lee and his family wished the Colonel and as his children were frisked away by Steve's kids to play in the garden, Mr.Lee pushed aside the Colonel and whispered, "Congrats old man! You struck quite a fortune by that South African deal." The Colonel mimed a thank you and Mr.Lee realized that not many people in the room knew about the pot of gold yet. Jessie turned back and asked Mr.Lee, "You still have your secrets?" Both the Colonel and Mr.Lee flushed as Jessie slipped into her hostess's shoes and left to get the men a drink. The Colonel assured Mr.Lee that Jessie could not have heard them. Mr.Lee was Steve's age and a close confidant of Colonel Bridgeman. They met twenty years ago when the Colonel was inspecting a defense contract chartered out by a young entrepreneur, Daniel Lee. There was something about Daniel that the Colonel immediately liked. And, what started out as a professional relationship nurtured into an everlasting friendship. Mrs.Bridgeman often used to joke that Daniel was the Colonel's younger sibling and the Colonel himself wondered if they shared a common genetic pool. Be it a game of golf, gardening, passion for technology, or even the death of their better halves in a car accident, these men had too much in common even though their conversations were largely filled with silence - a comforting silence that alluded as a mutual reassurance. "Happy Birthday, Uncle Colonel!", chirped Kate Sandburg. When Kate was young, she heard everyone around her refer to Jim as Colonel. With the naive charm of young kids, she assumed that Colonel was his first name and called him "Uncle Colonel", much to the amusement of the people around her. The name stuck ever since. "Isn't this a pleasant surprise indeed!", remarked the Colonel as Kate reached out to hug her favorite Uncle. "You look prettier by the day and I hope I am doing the right thing by introducing Daniel to you.", said Colonel Bridgeman as he introduced Kate and Daniel. "I have heard Unc Colonel talk so much about you and being his pet niece I am embarrassed to meet you only now." "The Colonel does have a knack for hiding his treasures.", Daniel winked at the Colonel.


As the Colonel's gaze shifted towards the door, he saw General Foster and wife come in. "Come on Dad. How are you feeling now?" Jessie asked. The Colonel saw a look of relief on Jessie's face. General Foster mustered his strength and said, "How could I miss Jim's birthday?" and shook Jim's hand. Mrs.Foster apologized for coming in late and wished the Colonel. She turned to Jessie and said, "Where do I start helping you?". Jessie never ceased to admire her mom's perennial source of energy and often wondered if she kept herself busy to forget the humdrum of her life. "Annie and I have everything in place, Mom." "However, if you could bring the children in so we could start eating, it would be wonderful." she added seeing her mother's disappointment at having nothing to do. Steve walked by to say a quick hello to his mother-in-law. He turned to Jessie and told, "Your father is putting up a brave fight. Stop carrying that worried look that can make him lose hope." Jessie said, "It's just that..." Steve squeezed her hand and Jessie stopped herself short. "Thats my girl.", Steve caressed her cheek and waved to Daniel and Kate.


Annie finished setting up the table and called everyone for dinner. The children were seated on the far end of the table. Fortunately, they were of the age that didn't require constant attention and their voracious appetite ensured that the food on their plates got the attention it deserved. Diametrically at the other end, Colonel Bridgeman sat next to General Foster and Steve. Richard and Annie were next to Jessie, and Daniel and Kate sat next to each other near. Judy sat next to Kate and was enthralled by the opportunity to listen to their conversation. A small customary grace was said at the table as the appetizers were served. "Dad, I made sure your food was cooked with no salt.", whispered Jessie across the table as the General stared at his food. The Colonel smiled and remarked with an acerbic tone, "The day to celebrate the luxuries we need to give up". "What is a good thing that you would like to share with us today?", Annie challenged the Colonel to say something positive. Annie knew that a large part of the Colonel was lost after her mother passed away. The grandchildren fleetingly brought back his vigor but soon after they started attending school and spent lesser time at home, the Colonel was back to brooding over his lost love. Annie tried her best to keep her father engaged but lately her impatience at the Colonel's recalcitrance to her efforts surfaced more often. The Colonel was completely aware of Annie's looming worries about him and constantly tried to thwart them by staying practical. He saw his grandchildren look at him with rapt attention and cleared his throat, "I always thought that my younger days and achievements would be a prelude to what I am today and indeed it is. The respect, love, health, wealth and knowledge that I have today is a reflection of my life so far." He smiled and Annie and thought to himself, "However, none of this has made me any wiser. At 20, I knew I had to win a war for my country. At 35, I knew I had to raise a family and train a battalion. At 50, I knew I had a company to build. At 70, I have nothing to do." "Well said Uncle", Kate added. The appetizers were followed by generous portions of Crab Congee. The children engaged in rapturous conversations of the games they were going to play tonight as they drank their soup. Since the evening was bound to roll over into the wee hours of the morning, Annie had organized a sleep over for the kids. Daniel's conversation was completely hogged by Judy. Though he could hardly take his eyes off ravishing Kate, Judy acted like the obstacles that his kids crossed over on the Playstation games. "I think the city is not an ideal place to raise kids. City activities are far from what I would call kid friendly. The drugs at school..." Judy rambled. "My parents live in the city and take care of them when I travel. If you assure me that you will take care of my kids, I will move to your neighborhood next week.", Daniel cut her short. Kate chuckled softly and said, "Wouldn't that be wonderful Judy?  More the merrier in our neighborhood." "Our attorney mentioned something about assignments in South Africa. What is that about Dan?", Steve asked. "We are thinking of exporting gold for some of our precision equipment from South Africa. The whimsical stock market for the past year has almost doubled gold prices and we are looking for ways to reduce the manufacturing costs." "Are you mining from Soweto?" Daniel fumbled for a brief moment but noticed that Richard had caught him. "We had some feasibility studies done by a firm from Soweto but I haven't given more thought about it. Looks like you have done your homework, Steve." "You promised no business talks at the table.", Annie intervened. Steve smiled at his sister but only after a long gaze at Daniel which meant only one thing, "I KNOW."



"Grrrr..."
"Appa, I wanted Vishnu Vedi." "Archu, don't be stupid. Lakshmi Vedi has always been better." "I am not talking to you Arvi. Appa.."
 "Arrrf Arrrf."
 "Arvi and Archu, stop eating the thenkuzhal before Diwali. I want it to last till then." "But Amma, it is sooo good. Can you make one dark red for me?" "Atom Bomb - check, hydrogen bomb - check, seven shots - check.." 

Now a loud bark came from that unnoticed voice. Forgetting all that the family was bickering about, we all turned our heads to our tail wagging friend whose round brown eyes shone with anticipation. He smacked his lips twice and rolled out his drooling tongue. "Now what?", asked Amma. "Let us give him one small bite of the murukku," I suggested. "Or that thenguzhal that you have been munching all the time?" snapped Arvind. Appa broke a little bit of the thenguzhal and deftly wooed Ceiloo with it and told us to wrap up all the munchies while he ate his little snack.

As much as we enjoyed preparing for Diwali with new clothes, fire crackers, sweets and karas, Ceiloo indulged in the festive celebrations immensely too with all the yummy edibles.  He did have his preferences - Mysore pak from Krishna Sweets, Kaju Katlis from Mansukhs, homemade murukku with extra butter, etc.  We knew dogs were not supposed to be fed sweet and salty food but the little thing would sniff his nose, wag his tail and make us fall for his trap.

On the day of Diwali, we woke up at 4:00 am and jolted Ceiloo's internal clock.  His grumpiness increased when we did not give him his egg early in the morning ("Not on an auspicious day", dismissed my Patti).  We all showered quickly, grabbed the new clothes and ran out to light the 100 wala.  Excited about going out, Ceiloo followed us closely and I held him a good 20 feet away as Arvi lit the first cracker.  My grin broke for less than two seconds and I frowned as I saw fear loom in my loved one's eyes.  Ceiloo started shivering and Amma scooped him into her hands.  We tried to close his ears but the ominous sounds around us would not stop.  We every burst of the cracker, Ceiloo's heart jumped, stopped for a minute and then raced again in panic.  The day passed on with each of us tending to Ceiloo - putting him in the farthest room in the house, switching on the air conditioning, trying in vain to make the room sound proof.  But none of these could sufficiently mask his highly developed sense of hearing.

The day ended with a mellow evening of flower pots and rockets.  Our Diwali spirits brightened as the noise levels went down and Ceiloo feasted on some more sweets.  We hugged him tight and slept in the night.  The next day morning, Ceiloo woke up before all of us and loitered around the house agitatedly.  Appa woke up hearing him whimper and quickly took him out so he could relieve himself.  He came back and called the vet.  We drove him after breakfast to the vet and as we entered the clinic, the vet welcomed Ceiloo, "So how was all the bakshanam you ate?"  A shot, few meds and a few hours of rest restored everything back to normal.


This was our Diwali ritual every year.  Ceiloo would eat his yearly share of sweets and get a stomach upset.  The day of Diwali was a day of misery for him and every year we tried to better his experience.  However, the suddenness of the sounds would still throw him up every year.  After a couple of years, we quit bursting crackers thinking about him as well as other homeless dogs which would be cared less and affected more.  The happy sound of our barking friend was more fun than a 10000 wala.

Tumor Tumults

I don't know why I am writing this post as my tear filled eyes can barely see

what I am typing. It is the last few days and the vet just confirmed. We knew it was coming and have been preparing for it for a long time but the ominous hard truth ("It is just a matter of days") rattles our hearts. My mind is boggled with fond memories zooming past me in a disarray - Ceiloo's distinctive scent, his sniffing nose and penchant for meat, him chasing cats to the end
of the shores, digging in the sands of Marina for the badgers in Germany. A weak smile finds its way on my lips.


The knowledge that Ceiloo is just ridding himself of a tired and diseased body gives me relief. That Ceiloo will become the soul that enriched every one's life warms
my heart. Jyothi will miss him when there will be no one to demand their rightful share of the coconut she grates. Appa's night walks will be forlorn to the point that he might stop taking them. The kids who play street cricket will miss their nose dripping third umpire from the third floor patio. Even Patti and Thatha will miss mumbling to the best listener around us. And our home will miss the resonance of the invisible anklets around Ceiloo's legs, the sonorous bark when someone rings the doorbell and the disney snore when Ceiloo sleeps.


Being thousands of miles away, I can only reminisce. At this moment I only wish Appa and Amma stay strong as they see the worst before their eyes. Eating mysore pak from Krishna Sweets (only from Krishna Sweets) will never be the same again. Driving in the car without a wet nose etched to the window or a pair of ears blowing to the wind will never be the same again. Our guests will never again be embarrassingly pushed out of the sofa. Drinking milk in the night will never be the same again. Waking up in the morning will never be the same again and our lives will never be the same again. But the 14 years and 8 months (and counting) will always be there to remind us, to inspire us, to please us that Ceiloo is a part of us forever and ever.

It is about an hour since Ceiloo passed away (Sept 20th 11:44 am IST). I prayed for strength in his last moments and I heard it wasn't painful.

The days ahead will pass in a daze,
as his memories stay alive ablaze.
Ceiloo, my dear baby, may your soul rest in peace.

On a Rainy Day!

I squinted my eyes and looked up the dark skies. With a weary thought, I hopped to my car which just had it's rather long morning shower. I got in and revved the engine and noticed those tiny water droplets on my windshield. As I eased my car into the Expressway, I noticed the droplets dancing around. My fingers toyed on the wiper switch and I decided against turning it on as these pinhead shaped drops poked my clairvoyance.

Life had always been a race - it started out as one and the finish was always a moving target. There were times when I ran alone like those raindrops that created their own path and there were times when I joined bigger droplets. Sometimes the wind blew so hard that we split and never joined forces again. It was starting to rain again but I couldn't come out my trance. Visibility was not more than a few feet and I was forced to turn on the wiper. I stared at the one drop that was trickling down to the end of its journey as the wiper swooshed it away to set the ground for the new drops. Boooom! My head reeled as my car spun around. All I could notice was that drop at the corner holding on to dear life. Slowly my eyes closed as I saw that drop fly far far away.

The advent of online social networking has brought about an interesting phenomenon - everybody has started feeling the overbearing necessity to express their opinions. The gaps between experience and expression have reduced immensely and in a lot of cases the latter seems to occur even before the former. "What should I put up on my status, today?" "If I finish this painting, how many of my friends will like it?" "I will bake you a cake, if you comment on my post." (Disclaimer: Examples not from personal communications :)). Our virtual personalities have become more dominant than our real personalities and we constantly crave for attention in the virtual space. Even an introvert in real life exhibits pleasant social skills online. Are all of us experiencing multiple personality disorders? Do social networks facilitate hypocrisy?
It looks like this sudden exposure to absolute freedom on the Web makes us act like excited electrons. We are in the higher energy band - affable, smarter, humorous. As our online network starts blending with our actual social network, we seem to fall back to our steady state (talk about family and co workers on facebook :)).

It is not uncommon to see infidelity being a household term in the *ollywood or entertainment spectrum (Yes I am trying to stereotype). And of course, Clinton, Sanford and our own Karunanidhi and his descendants have taught us to accept this in the political space too. Then came Tiger Woods who wanted to equal his affairs and grand slam titles. And now it is Charles Phillips, co-president of Oracle, who has left behind a sore lover.

What is with all the infidelities? Even Indian soaps have largely started revolving around infidelity to the point that it chokes on a person to indulge in affairs. Is monogamy a moral illusion that humans are compulsively bound to break? Interestingly I came across this article which reinforces my doubts - Monogamy is an oddity.
If this is the case, why did law makers world-wide (barring Middle East which hasn't revised their laws in a long while) buy into this illusion? Should humanity stop flaunting their sixth sense and superiority if they cannot acquire moral clarity and conform to moral norms? Or are we too self obsessed and continue making exceptions to the ordinary societal rules?
Some food for thought!!

Novel Heroes

After being tagged by Nivi, it is my turn to come up with my list of charming, charismatic or inspiring personalities. Just to make it a little more interesting, I am not going to write the name of the person

  • Hero #1: (No it is not Govida) Few people might find this nimble footed old-fashioned short Belgian with an egg shaped head and an upward curled thin mustache as a charming personality. However it is the grey cells and the attention to detail that I find alluring. Logic ruled his world and continues to rule mine. This middle aged attentive listener who appeared in more than 30 novels continues to be my favorite hero.
  • Hero #2: If Rocket Singh is the salesman of the year, what could be said about this wheel barrow salesman who started out selling fruits and vegetables with his Grandpa. What a fine sketch of a character which makes you believe in the cloud of goodness which showers humans as scarcely as the monsoons in Chennai. His dauntless act of bravery in the War (despite his cowardly Captain killing his best friend in the war), his relentless and infinite love for the only lady in his life (who stood by his side all the time) and his diligence in business (and constant struggle to keep it growing in spite of venomous strikes from the grandmother of his son) makes him a perfect hero that I dream of.
  • Heroes #3: This is a tough competition from two men who stood out in the society and have already been mentioned in Nivi's blog. I am not going to elaborate on why I like them here to avoid being repetitive nor play the guessing game - Rhett Butler and Howard Roark. :)
  • Hero #5: The protagonist headmaster who strongly emphasizes in the character of men being determined by their choices and not their birth. The fearless magician with blue eyes behind the half mooned spectacles never ceased to amaze me with his patience. He was a symbol of hope and support in a world clouded by darkness and evil, holding little hands and teaching them to make choices and fly confidently in the world.
  • Hero #6: My very favorite animated Belgian investigative journalist who took me around the world through all his cases with his little puffy white dog. This sharp detective got out of every conceivable muddle caused by his friends and never let go of his faithful companion and continues to get me glued to his books or cartoons.

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